Right off the bat I'll sat that this post isn't about what you think it's about. In a roundabout way it is about getting your hippopotamus to commit seppuku, but there is a deeper theme to this post. Today I noticed that I've gotten some surprising links and google results for my blog.
I seem to have gotten a link from moredietplan.com that 3 people have followed and 1 person has even managed to find me through a google search for aspca. Why did someone link to me from moredietplan.com? Was it because I've produced multiple secret weight-loss techniques, was it because I'm this blogs leading expert on the field of gravitational manipulation, or was it just some random link cycling through their link banner to try and gain search engine exposure? I'd bet on that last one.
On the search results, I spent 15 minutes trying desperately to find my blog from an aspca google search. It isn't possible. I went through 49 pages and couldn't find it. So I limited my search to 1. Blogs 2. By Date 3. By specific time-frame I posted my post, and there I was at the bottom of page 9. I can't believe anyone found that.
So the purpose of this post on the ancient Japanese ritual of the hippopotamus is to figure out whether or not I can easily become the top of the googs for any extremely unlikely phrase. That phrase, as you might have guessed, is the title of this post. This might be harder than it seems but I should commit myself to getting the results and later I can ask myself "How do I get this again?" I also have some (real) pictures of a hippo committing seppuku for your viewing pleasure. 3....2....1....
It might take awhile for their system to update but have fun googling the title to see if I accomplished my goal of #1.
Wow, I really need to get a new Xbox.