This week we have two morbidly weird games sponsored by Jonson and Jonson, a fictional company. The object of both of these games is the murder of babies. In game #1, Baby Destruction, you are asked to punch every baby the storks try to deliver in front of you while in game #2, Baby Chipper, you are performing a late 3rd trimester abortion using a vacuum hose and a wood chipper.
These games aren't weird in the I don't know what I'm playing way that the first two were, but I hope they make up for it with the fact that the idea of shooting a baby across the sidewalk into a wood chipper is pretty weird. Oh yeah, turn the sound up for baby chipper. You're welcome.
I'm trying a new style of linking so click the images to go to the games.